<For Immediate Release>
In light of ever increasing financial obligations, Warpath leadership today announced that a new guild-wide business will be created to help fund the guild's current and future endevours. Primarily, this event will focus on quilting of speciality items, which will in turn be sold for cash.
Earlier today, Filth announced "The fact is that hosting of all types - be it web or ventrilo - is more expensive than ever. With the recent economic decline in the market-place, even institutions as steadfast as gaming guilds are feeling the pressure. To help alleviate this, we are embracing our captialistic roots and entering the market place en force as we captilize on the quilting market, namely the creation of specialty items such as kitten socks, arm-bands, and scratch-free coffee mug insulators."
This paramount decision is likely to create waves of joy as guild members can look forward to spending a minimum of 4 hours a day quilting.
Following the announcement, Wormeck was quoted as saying "clearly the benefits reaped are far greater than just an increased cash-flow, players will equally increase their finger strength and dexterity, which will only increase their gaming potential!"
Antics added: “I like to make pretty things!” which was shortly followed by Stasis adding “what about my ants?” In response, Indoles promised a lengthy and cumbersome simple explanation and analysis (more to come).
As to how this move will be received by the masses, only time will tell.
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